Abby Musings

Sammie was taking a bath and Abby came out of the bathroom with the front of her clothes all wet.
"Mom!  Look what Sammie did to me!"
I went into the bathroom and asked Sammie why she got Abby all wet.
"She wanted me to do it."
"Well, if Abby wanted you to push her off a cliff, would you do it?"
"No," with a hint of a smile.
Then Abby says, "Well, if it was a small cliff because some cliffs are small."

Then there was last week:
Abby: "There is only one thing that I want to eat and it's pizza."
Me: "You can't just eat your favorite food every night.  That's not how it works."
Abby: "Well, it's how I work."